3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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