and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
My dick has a subreddit
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
PANTIES FOUND
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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