Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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