You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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