so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
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A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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