All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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