I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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