i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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