Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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