Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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