Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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