He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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