So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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