week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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