you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
