I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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