i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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