so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
