It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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