we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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