I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Quick, to the slutcave!
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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