I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dignity is for republicans.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Randomize