Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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