hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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