Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
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I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
It's blow job season.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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