I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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