you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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