From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
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