she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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