another moral hangover. fuck.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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