if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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