I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
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So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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