I heard we made out
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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