Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Randomize