So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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