Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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