I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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