he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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