Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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