How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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