Dual....:-)
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Congratulations! We have a period
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