I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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