did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
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Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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