tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
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I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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