Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Michael Bay diarrhea
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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