Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Randomize
