How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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