Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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