The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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