Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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