My room smells like vodka and shame
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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