I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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