Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
you win again, gameday.
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I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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